entertainment Joke/picture of the day - Whatever make people laugh

johnn · Dec 31, 2021

Post your joke here to make other people laugh and happy.

Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window…

If it gets any worse, I’ll have to let her in.
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Two men were talking about their wives

The first man says “My wife is an angel.” The second man says “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.”

mr-x · Feb 6, 2022

This may not be funny but it is fun.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1490326645328261122

Alop · Feb 7, 2022

Astronaut suit weighs 280 pounds

redemo · Feb 7, 2022

johnn · Feb 8, 2022

Smart Dog

Alop · Feb 8, 2022

johnn · Feb 10, 2022

Clover · Feb 10, 2022

Does sav accept crypto?

Zorg · Feb 11, 2022

johnn · Feb 11, 2022

A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door.
She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there.
He asks the lady, "Do you have a Vagina?" She slams the door in disgust.

The next morning she hears a knock at the door, its the same man and he asks the same question to the woman, "Do you have a Vagina?"
She slams the door again.
Later that night when her husband gets home she tell him what has happened for the last two days. The husband tells his wife in a loving and concerned voice, "Honey, I am taking an off tomorrow so as to be home, just incase this guy shows up again."

The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both ran for the door.
The husband whisperes to the wife, "Honey, im going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to a see where he's going with this."
She nods yes to her husband and opens the door.
Sure enough the same fellow is standing there, he asks, "Do you have a Vagina?" "Yes I do." says the lady.

The man replies, "Good, would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's alone and start using yours!"