24 hour contest: Best joke for two Virtual Reality domains

[SuperBrander]

Hi everybody. Virtual Reality is going to be huge very soon. I have a couple of domains that are expiring in three days:

VirtualRealityCoupon.com & VirtualRealityCoupons.com registered @ Godaddy

I don't plan to renew them. So @Fliporium suggested that I run a contest and transfer them to the winner before pushing them for free becomes impossible . If you're interested in these domains (or just have a killer joke)- let the jokes begin!

(This contest will end in 24 hours. It's now 7:25 p.m. EST)

 

[briguy]

' Just this the other day..

I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

best read aloud

 

[SuperBrander]

First joke so you're in the lead! Good one though. I like puns. Thanks.

 

[ramkumaritrvs]

Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners :P

BTW: if i won, i need first domain alone, you can giveaway the another one

 

[Fliporium]

Did you hear about the guy who lost his entire left side?

Don't worry he's all right now.

 

[carob]

A guy walks into a bar.

His wife says "Ouch, that would not have happened if you took off your VR goggles like I told you to."

 

[vivaldi]

".com is dead"

 

[frostify]

The best part about being a procrastinator is... you know what I'll just tell you later.

 

[SuperBrander]

Thanks for the jokes, everybody. Keep 'em coming. I'll keep the domaining/VR vibe alive with this bad joke that I just invented:

A hologram walks into... errr.... through a bar. The bartender asks: "What will you have?" The hologram says: "Beer.com".

 

[SuperBrander]

Hey everybody. Thanks for participating in the joke contest. Cute ones about .com's and VR and various bars but the shitzu/shit zoo joke amused me the most so @briguy- you're the winner! Please pm me your godaddy account details and I'll push you the domains.

 

[briguy]

Hey everybody. Thanks for participating in the joke contest. Cute ones about .com's and VR and various bars but the shitzu/shit zoo joke amused me the most so @briguy- you're the winner! Please pm me your godaddy account details and I'll push you the domains.

Thanks @stellarname to be honest just entered for fun...so would appreciate it if you pick another winner/winners

 

[SuperBrander]

@briguy No worries. So... the new winner is... (drumroll) @carob for the VR joke! That was my second favorite. Please pm your details if you're interested in the domains.

 

[carob]

Hi I admit I just entered for a laugh... I think @ramkumaritrvs wants the domain more than me - happy to give it away.

 

[SuperBrander]

Thanks, @carob. So @ramkumaritrvs- you only wanted one of them. You want the singular version, right? VirtualRealityCoupon.com. Please pm me your details and I'll push it. And I'll push the other one to @vivaldi if he's interested.

 

[ramkumaritrvs]

Just Pm'ed you

 

[carob]

Heard about the domainers who got robbed?

No, nobody has, can't identify them because their names got stolen.

 

[carob]

Heard about the domainer who got expelled from heaven?


He kept telling everyone how much he loved LLL, so they finally just said ok, just go there.

 

[domainventure]

Careful bud. You are negating all your good karma of turning down the domain with these bad jokes :D..lol just kidding

 

[AndrewDee]

My farmer friend has just received an award for his scarecrow. Apparently it was outstanding in its field.