The Everyone's Welcome Thread (even Canadians, SEO experts, and oldies..you get the idea).

[DU]

I thought I'd start a new break room thread. The great thing about this thread is you can say whatever the heck you want (except adult) and it's ON TOPIC.

All you have to do is post whatever is in your head when you are here. Simple.

Here are some acronyms we like to use:

YPSBT Your Post Sucks Big Time
YPITDB Your post is the dog's bollox
LPOD - Last Post of Day
FPOD - First....
SPOD - Second.
FPOTWN - Funny Post of the Week Nominee

Featured Friends
Johname - he doesn't have a cool nickname except johname. He is a legend. He is our local animation expect.
DU/Grace Delete aka __ aka Rickey (due to propensity to retire).
Iowa - Your source of gas prices, bacon futures, and stuff.
JBLions - Will teach you about mattress purchasing, beer, and how to remove birds from cages
Briguy Debartolo - More NP$ than everyone
Mis_Chiff - Fellow Canadian of Bri - she's a wild one
Lennco - He is lennco
Enlytend - I still read this enly--tend Adwords guru!
Verbster - The Alaskan Fisherman who hunts Right Wingers and Shoots Sh*t in more than one place
BaseballWorld - Muscle #2 (after JB)
David Walker - Semper Fi
Forge - Don't ask about this avatar
GILSAN - He posts photos. Cool ones. He also worships CR7 (if you don' t know who that is? you are advised to learn before engaging him in conversation)
JDAB - He has hot women on his new bed... but he worked hard for them
Rogue - Called Rouge more often than the movie Moulin Rouge
Cyberian - He goes by Cy. He's older than the forum. Likes the lakers and pops in sometimes to offer support and counselling.
NS - He doesn't look like the cartoons. He's an enigma. His avatar is usually hot.

SPECIAL SPECIAL GUESTS
Blobfish and girlfriend.

Grace Delete / DefaultUser / WorldsWorstDomainer will personally thank EVERY SINGLE post in this thread UNTIL someone says something about post count and gets too obsessed about reputations and starts gaming the system etc.

^ That has happened so no more ...was fun while it lasted.

Johname will personally LIKE every post in this thread until he doesn't

No racist, sexist, homophobic material that woudnt be acceptable in the 70s please.
We are ok with boobs and we are ok with men with abs (or whatever it is that makes them attractive). Ogling is healthy. Violence, not accepting that it is shallow and non-meaninful judge of people etc. is not. The most important virtue of this thread is respect for all.

Here are some topics that this thread has had:

The following subjects are
BANNED

So Kardashian related material is not allowed - even gratuitous boobs or bums because no one wants to see or hear about them.

POLITICS OF ANY KIND IS A NO NO.
Especially if it is demeaning to the liberal elite or the conservative morons.

I suppose Anarchy is ok

I AM PERSONALLY UNDECIDED ON SOME POLITICS so things like the below?
I think the crowd should decide.

We are also lady and animal friendly

 

[johname]

Bristol Palin Knocked up without a hubby again

http://www.latimes.com/entertainmen...stol-palin-pregnant-again-20150625-story.html

 

[forge]

Bristol Palin Knocked up w/o a hubby again

They are the poster family for white trailer trash!

 

[ulterios]

I have no Idea the difference between coconut water and milk. It's either a guy thing or my not being a cooker person like Ms Dawg, Elytend and Pmind. I never figured out if Miss or Michele bake cakes. I know Dawg an expert on eating.

Milk is straight from the nut ( ) and water is the watered down/diluted version of said milk.

 

[mis_chiff]

I have no Idea the difference between coconut water and milk. It's either a guy thing or my not being a cooker person like Ms Dawg, Elytend and Pmind. I never figured out if Miss or Michele bake cakes. I know Dawg an expert on eating.

I'm baking right now, it's about a hundred degrees

 

[NameOmnia]

Milk is straight from the nut ( ) and water is the watered down/diluted version of said milk.

NOOOOOOOOPE!

Coconut cream is the white part of the coconut sort of blended..milk is the previous with some water added, coconut water is the transparent juice contained inside the GREEN coconut.

 

[ulterios]

NOOOOOOOOPE!

Coconut cream is the white part of the coconut sort of blended..milk is the previous with some water added, coconut water is the transparent juice contained inside the GREEN coconut.

I didn't know, I was just being a smart:

 

[NameOmnia]

SO SO SO 1000% DESERVED...AHOLE!

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[ulterios]

SO SO SO 1000% DESERVED...AHOLE!

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LMFAO, Thats frickin' funny!

I bet he thinks twice next time!

 

[verbster]

Bristol Palin Knocked up without a hubby again

http://www.latimes.com/entertainmen...stol-palin-pregnant-again-20150625-story.html

She got paid a boatload of $$$$$ when she ran around the country (with mommy Palin) supporting abstinence as birth control.

They are the poster family for white trailer trash!

How could that happen? We all know she practices strict abstinence.

 

[enlytend]

How could that happen? We all know she practices strict abstinence.

It's a miracle!!!

 

[briguy]

Bristol Palin Knocked up without a hubby again

http://www.latimes.com/entertainmen...stol-palin-pregnant-again-20150625-story.html

Again before the rumors/rumours start, this is my statement ! I have to get a press agent just to set the record straight, I have way too much fun on FB

 

[iowadawg]

Son and his family due in here shortly.
Thus, not going to be on the internet much, if any.
Then tomorrow is the family reunion.

 

[Messiah]

Just on time..

 

[verbster]

They are the poster family for white trailer trash!

What's interesting is that it's not reported how far along she is, since if it's four weeks or more, that would be a good reason for calling off her May 23 wedding a week before it happened. That would mean she was messing around on her fiancé and got pregnant by someone else.

I hope her almost-husband will recognize their break up as good thing.

 

[iowadawg]

 

[DomainVP]

I feel like marijuana legalization is going to happen like this... you will just wake up one morning, read Google news, and that's that.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/06/26/us-usa-court-gaymarriage-idUSKBN0P61SW20150626

 

[verbster]

I feel like marijuana legalization is going to happen like this... you will just wake up one morning, read Google news, and that's that.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/06/26/us-usa-court-gaymarriage-idUSKBN0P61SW20150626

Sort of like today's Supreme Court decision on LGBT marriage?

 

[DomainVP]

Sort of like today's Supreme Court decision on LGBT marriage?

Exactly like that. Which is a good thing in my book, life is too short; be excellent to each other.

 

[forge]

I know it's not the best thing for you, the old sugar water and something about it removing rust from like car batteries, and some ingredients transported in super secure haulers or whatever, but I love Coke.

Just once I'd like to try the original formula.

 

[forge]

That word "buddy", as it is often used on NP, really makes me cringe.

I'd probably prefer being called "dear".

"Don't call me buddy. I'm not your buddy!" (In my best Michelle Pfeiffer voice.)

 

[ulterios]

I freakin' love that one!!! :D

Several months ago the neighborhood here got new neighbors and they were playing their weird, strange, whatever type music EXTREMELY LOUD (Shook the walls in the homes of everyone near by) from about 8pm to 4am EVERY FREAKIN' DAY ! They also had their windows open which made it worse.

Other neighbors called the police about the noise but they never came and did anything (I knew they wouldn't). So, after all the neighbors asking him nicely to stop for months since nobody (children included) got to sleep ever, I took it upon myself to see if I could help bring out torture to an end.

I hooked up my stereo and added a few of some other friends speakers with the woofers disconnected (Just the ones on my 4 were hooked up) and had the speakers sitting at window height on the side of the house facing the PITA neighbor.

I then started blasting a 3 song rotation of the most annoying songs I could think of:

The Gummy Bear Song:

Barbie Girl:

And the extremely annoying (but catchy ) :

Cotton Eye Joe:

After 2 days of playing that rotation EXTREMELY LOUD and with an unbelievable amount of ear destroying high's he came to my house and asked WTF I was doing that for.

I simply said "Do you really need to ask a question that you already know the answer to?".

He said "Well mine isn't THAT loud!".

I said "See, you knew the answer so you must have known your music was affecting the neighbors".

I told him that as long as he wanted to play his music till 4 in the morning I would make sure that "Cotton Eye Joe" was so deeply embedded in his head that he would even hear it when he was away from his house.

After trying to argue with me for a few minutes he asked if I would stop if he turned it down a little. I told him "a little" wasn't gonna work. I said it needs to be turned down a lot and all of us shouldn't be hearing/feeling it past the PM hours at all.

Since then there was only one day that we had a problem with him.

Yes, Cotton Eye Joe was probably cruel and unusual punishment (especially when it was as loud as I played it) but I felt that his repeated refusal to stop his BS warranted such cruelty.

 

[ulterios]

That word "buddy", as it is often used on NP, really makes me cringe.

I'd probably prefer being called "dear".

"Don't call me buddy. I'm not your buddy!" (In my best Michelle Pfeiffer voice.)

via Imgflip Meme Maker

 

[NameOmnia]

This music thing...my GOOOOOOOD. It must be an Australian-American bogan issue because I have NEVER had 1 problem about this in over 30 years living in Italy...in a city...in a flat!

I really don't understand how people can be so disrespectful of others : my freedoms ends right where your begins right?
In Australia even the frigging tradesmen and builders work with these portable heavy duty fecking stereo..like the music of a building site is not enough for the neghbours' ears?
Sorry I just don't get it. BOGANS

 

[briguy]

This music thing...my GOOOOOOOD. It must be an Australian-American bogan issue because I have NEVER had 1 problem about this in over 30 years living in Italy...in a city...in a flat!

I really don't understand how people can be so disrespectful of others : my freedoms ends right where your begins right?
In Australia even the frigging tradesmen and builders work with these portable heavy duty fecking stereo..like the music of a building site is not enough for the neghbours' ears?
Sorry I just don't get it. BOGANS

BOGANS...love it, now I have a new insult for the pseudo intellectuals that I know,,,

A fascinating beast. The majority of the species are hideously repugnant and unintelligent, and yet they manage to breed in ever-increasing numbers and populate an area known as the outer west. It is quite common to find five or six offspring in each family group, often with a different father for each new baby.
Their habitat consists of a weatherboard or brick-veneer dwelling and is characterised by an early-model Holden or Ford in the driveway surrounded by a group of males discussing why the carby is stuffed and the results of last night's footy (a primitive gladiator-like spectator sport enjoyed by most bogans).
The female of the species, while smaller in stature, is far more loud and aggressive than the male. While the males tend to be very friendly and congregate with other males, the females spend most of their time in supermarkets and shopping malls, using a shrill high-pitched call to discipline their children and contact other females.
Males and females rarely interact socially except during breeding season, which is otherwise known as Friday night. During this time, females are allowed to enter the male-dominated area known as "the pub" and display their impressive coloured plumage to a prospective mate.
Herein lies an intersting phenomenon. Males will often fight over a particularly attractive female and she will mate with only one male, while some less attractive females have been known to have several partners simultaneously.

Ahhhh. The wonders of nature.

https://www.google.ca/#newwindow=1&q=bogans+urban+dictionary

 

[NameOmnia]

BOGANS...love it, now I have a new insult for the pseudo intellectuals that I know,,,

No , trust me, BOGANS ( at least the Aussie ones ) don't have ANYTHING to do with ANYTHING intellectual..they are lucky if they have 2 neurons that meet once in a blue moon