entertainment Joke/picture of the day - Whatever make people laugh

[johnn]

Post your joke here to make other people laugh and happy.

Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window…

If it gets any worse, I’ll have to let her in.
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Two men were talking about their wives

The first man says “My wife is an angel.” The second man says “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.”

 

[mr-x]

 

[Alop]

 

[mr-x]

 

[GILSAN]

 

[johnn]

Why You Should Make Love Once A Year​

A therapist has a theory that couples who make love once a day are the happiest. So he tests it at a seminar by asking those assembled,
“How many people here make love once a day?” Half the people raise their hands, each of them grinning widely.
“Once a week?” A third of 
the audience members raise their hands, their grins a bit less vibrant.
“Once a month?” A few hands tepidly go up. Then he asks,
“OK, how about once a year?”
One man in the back jumps up and down, jubilantly waving his hands. The therapist is shocked—this disproves his theory. “If you make love only once a year,” he asks, “why are you so happy?” The man yells, “Today’s the day!”

 

[johnn]

A Blonde is at the pet store shopping for a sweater for her dog's 3rd birthday.
After much hemming and hawing, the salesperson came over.
"I just can't figure out which size would be right for her," she said.
"Why don't you just bring your dog in and get the right one?" asked the clerk.
Blonde looks blankly at the clerk, "It's supposed to be a surprise."

 

[HotKey]

 

[MasterOfMyDomains]

She can always tell when it's going to rain.

 

[mr-x]

married...

 

[lock]

Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion yesterday in less than 5 moves.

Finally my high school karate classes came in useful.

Love a good queen sacrifice. I love chess i haven't played in years @CraigD became friends playing chess 30+ years ago he would get bored beating me fing nerd.

 

[DomainNature]

Another one, but the rhime is no perfect.

Lotto Lotto Super Lotto
Crypto Meta NFT and DeFi
Poker Casino Slots again
bet your tickets on 20K of .xyz in vain
lose hope and your sleep
never reaching the deep
as Baba Vanga have predicted
nothing ventured nothing gifted
throw your Tarot cards up next
and foresee the future in old written text
throw the coffee grounds again
yes you may think that I m insane
but in the end you may foresee
that Rick Schwartz is a lucky gambler as everyone see
get your magic ball up next
to foresee that I will be the King in every text!
maybe try now some numerology
and who knows write some apology
p.s. forgot about Astrology.

by iTesla

 

[mr-x]

This may not be funny but it is fun.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1490326645328261122

 

[johnn]

 

[Alop]

 

[mr-x]

 

[mr-x]

 

[mr-x]

Live video of Russians invading Ukraine.

https://imgur.com/hkbHKBD

 

[Alop]

 

[GILSAN]

 

[mr-x]

 

[GILSAN]

 

[GILSAN]

 

[GILSAN]

 

[jhm]

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LOL, that's strong

 

[johnn]