Summer Party - Super Spam Thread!

[RJ]

Here's your chance! The mods aren't looking! Spam away!

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Most entertaining spammer gets a cookie later.

 

[treyb]

I never promised you a rose garden!

If tomorow never comes..

 

[mwzd]

Did someone mention

:wave:

 

[johname]

A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds

 

[raceway]

Free Advertising at http://www.freeadsboard.com

Thanks for letting me spam,

 

[johname]

Almonds are members of the peach family

 

[Deaol]

Almonds are members of the peach family

learn something new everyday.

 

[johname]

The maximum weight for a golf ball is 1.62 oz.

 

[Shane]

[Chorus:]
I'm Jake the Peg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um
With my extra leg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um
Wherever I go through rain and snow
The people always let me know
There's Jake the peg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um
With his extra leg, diddle-iddle-iddle

The day that I born (oh boy) my father nearly died
He couldn't get my nappies on, how matter how he tried
'Cos I was born with an extra leg, and since that day begun
I had to learn to stand on my own three feet
Believe me that's no fun

[Chorus]

I had a dreadful childhood really, I s'pose I shouldn't moan
Each time they had a three legged race, I won it on me own
And also I got popular, when came the time for cricket
They used to roll my trousers up
And use me for the wicket

[Chorus]

I was a dreadful scholar, I found all the lessons hard
The only thing I knew for sure, was three feet make a yard
To count to ten I used me fingers, if I needed more
By getting my shoes and socks off
I could count to twenty four

I'm Jake the [stops to count]

...to twenty five

I'm Jake the peg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um
With my extra leg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um
Whatever I did they said was false
They said "quick march" I did the quick waltz
Then they shouted at me "put your best foot forward" - but which foot?
I said "it's very fine for you, you only got a choice of two"
But me, I'm Jake the Peg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um
With the extra leg... diddle-iddle-iddle-um


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJleJbn9G6Y

 

[Krossat]

um abcd? :p
spam spam spam!
12@#$%#%!
heh its legal

 

[rebelagent]

Beefff

 

[johname]

Charlie Brown's father was a barber.

 

[James]

All the girls stomp your feet like this!

 

[johname]

Of the six men who made up the Three Stooges, three of them were real brothers (Moe, Curly and Shemp.)

 

[Krossat]

D: gnol yad lla maps annog mi os ereh mapS nac I

 

[johname]

Ingrown toenails are hereditary

come on spam wimps, post!

 

[Electric-Shadow]

fruity spamtastic hoodies!!!!

 

[johname]

In Mel Brooks' 'Silent Movie,' mime Marcel Marceau is the only person who has a speaking role.

 

[treyb]

O I wish I was an oscar myer weiner, cause that is what I truly wanna behehe cause if i was an oscar myer weinooorrr every one would be in love with me!!!!!!!!

 

[Epic]

 

[johname]

Pulp Fiction cost $8 million to make - $5 million going to actor's salaries.

 

[Shane]

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Ye needed to vent that lol

 

[johname]

A full seven percent of the entire Irish barley crop goes to the production of Guinness beer.

 

[Joe]

NP messed up my image. //7

 

[johname]

Los Angeles's full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula" and can be abbreviated to 3.63% of its size, "L.A."

 

[Compassion]

McCain Sucks. He will eat your children after he sends them to far away lands to acquire more land for the private banksters who puppeteer him.