The Everyone's Welcome Thread (even Canadians, SEO experts, and oldies..you get the idea).

[DU]

I thought I'd start a new break room thread. The great thing about this thread is you can say whatever the heck you want (except adult) and it's ON TOPIC.

All you have to do is post whatever is in your head when you are here. Simple.

Here are some acronyms we like to use:

YPSBT Your Post Sucks Big Time
YPITDB Your post is the dog's bollox
LPOD - Last Post of Day
FPOD - First....
SPOD - Second.
FPOTWN - Funny Post of the Week Nominee

Featured Friends
Johname - he doesn't have a cool nickname except johname. He is a legend. He is our local animation expect.
DU/Grace Delete aka __ aka Rickey (due to propensity to retire).
Iowa - Your source of gas prices, bacon futures, and stuff.
JBLions - Will teach you about mattress purchasing, beer, and how to remove birds from cages
Briguy Debartolo - More NP$ than everyone
Mis_Chiff - Fellow Canadian of Bri - she's a wild one
Lennco - He is lennco
Enlytend - I still read this enly--tend Adwords guru!
Verbster - The Alaskan Fisherman who hunts Right Wingers and Shoots Sh*t in more than one place
BaseballWorld - Muscle #2 (after JB)
David Walker - Semper Fi
Forge - Don't ask about this avatar
GILSAN - He posts photos. Cool ones. He also worships CR7 (if you don' t know who that is? you are advised to learn before engaging him in conversation)
JDAB - He has hot women on his new bed... but he worked hard for them
Rogue - Called Rouge more often than the movie Moulin Rouge
Cyberian - He goes by Cy. He's older than the forum. Likes the lakers and pops in sometimes to offer support and counselling.
NS - He doesn't look like the cartoons. He's an enigma. His avatar is usually hot.

SPECIAL SPECIAL GUESTS
Blobfish and girlfriend.

Grace Delete / DefaultUser / WorldsWorstDomainer will personally thank EVERY SINGLE post in this thread UNTIL someone says something about post count and gets too obsessed about reputations and starts gaming the system etc.

^ That has happened so no more ...was fun while it lasted.

Johname will personally LIKE every post in this thread until he doesn't

No racist, sexist, homophobic material that woudnt be acceptable in the 70s please.
We are ok with boobs and we are ok with men with abs (or whatever it is that makes them attractive). Ogling is healthy. Violence, not accepting that it is shallow and non-meaninful judge of people etc. is not. The most important virtue of this thread is respect for all.

Here are some topics that this thread has had:

The following subjects are
BANNED

So Kardashian related material is not allowed - even gratuitous boobs or bums because no one wants to see or hear about them.

POLITICS OF ANY KIND IS A NO NO.
Especially if it is demeaning to the liberal elite or the conservative morons.

I suppose Anarchy is ok

I AM PERSONALLY UNDECIDED ON SOME POLITICS so things like the below?
I think the crowd should decide.

We are also lady and animal friendly

 

[enlytend]

Oh noes....if google does away with page rank, and I do believe they will next year, it is driving some people out of their minds.
Like this character on DP:
I want an answer to below questions:

So will people stop buying pagerank domains now on?
What about the sellers like me who business is selling Pagerank Domains?

Either a spammer or an idjit. What will people do if Google stops showing us page rank numbers? (Genuine page rank is not going away any time soon, all they'll do is take away the dumbed-down version they "share" with us.) Use some other link metric of course, which is what anyone with half a brain been doing for a long time now. Moz domain/page authority, Majestic trustflow/citationflow, Ahrefs domain rank ... much better indicators anyway because they're not months out-of-date like TBPR.

Sad news the other day - learned that the mother of an old friend (someone I grew up with) passed. Only about a week after they discovered she had cancer. So many questions - was it that advanced? (Crazy to think - she was in her 80's but independent, seemed to be doing great, family kept an eye on her and made sure she went for regular checkups). Did something go horribly wrong with treatment? But this isn't the time to ask...

 

[N-A]

830, time to hit the breakfast buffet (went to resort). Better have bacon... for some reason I am thinking octopus, squid, etc. which are not bacon substitutes. O.o

 

[iowadawg]

Octopus, squid, heck anything from the sea, including seaweed, can be enhanced with a wrapping of bacon.

Back to watching something on tv.
Gave up on the Colts beating the Steelers.

 

[N-A]

The croissant, pancakes and eggs are more of a garnish to be politically correct in this multicultural environment...

Breakfast for champions... and for those whom wish a quad heart attack on themselves by 35.

 

[iowadawg]

She has got a leg up on no shave november....

 

[johname]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_attacks_related_to_secondary_schools

posting this so A) I can find it easier tomorrow and B) reading the very old ones is quit interesting

 

[verbster]

830, time to hit the breakfast buffet (went to resort). Better have bacon... for some reason I am thinking octopus, squid, etc. which are not bacon substitutes. O.o

A couple of companies are making salmon bacon. It's pretty expensive, though.
https://www.vitalchoice.com/shop/pc/viewPrd.asp?idproduct=1553&idcategory=779

 

[N-A]

Looks more like salmon Spam than bacon...

 

[GILSAN]

Cat Fight... Leopard vs Cheetah

If this Cheetah is smart, it will run like crazy

 

[verbster]

Looks more like salmon Spam than bacon...

Kind of does, doesn't it? Speaking of Spam. there's a guy here named Mr. Whitekeys that puts on a great live comedy show . . . he has a segment about spam that shows photos people have sent him of regarding spam, everywhere from the bottom of the ocean to space. He also has a bit about the uses of duct tape.

http://www.flybynightclub.com/spam.html

 

[iowadawg]

Only BACON is from a PIG.
From salmon, turkey, chicken, whatever?
It is NOT BACON!
Should be a law that says, you can not use the word BACON if your product is not 100% from a pig.

Funny:
iphone, fitbit and pedometer.
Each gives a different distance for the same walk.
iphone gave the highest, fitbit the lowest, and pedometer in the middle.
Not much, iphone said: 2.15 miles
fitbit said: 2.12 miles
Pedometer said: 2.13 miles

New blog is number 5 in google for the term: be fugly
Number one in bing for same.
for the keyword fugly?
I have got some serious competition (band, music and lots of crap sites that just have fugly somewhere in them).
Not in top 10 pages of google and on page 5 of bing.
Give me some time here.....

 

[N-A]

Agreed. Bacon is from pig only. Quit trying to market salmon as bacon. Might as well make tofu bacon. You're not gonna get the bacon target audience by slapping bacon on the package.

iPhone will be most accurate as it's going by three factors (WiFi, cellular towers and GPS) to calculate distance. (If it's anything like Android tracking)

A pedometer just counts how many jiggles it gets. If you want to fake 5 miles with a pedometer, just use an up and down hand motion until your hand tires, switch and repeat. This will still pump blood as you're working your forearms. I believe it calculates how many miles you travel by your average stride...

Never heard of a fitbit...

 

[johname]

Number one in bing for same.

I am becoming more of a Bing supporter. Tired of the Goggle 'monopoly'.

That's why I don't want Brandroot to disappear and leave only Brandbucket

 

[DU]

Going to now go check out the Atlanta Falcons FB page and watch the emotion from going from up 21-0 at halftime, to losing 22-21.

Human drinks to much = legless.
Falcons drink to much = flapless

Can we agree on that, at least?

 

[DU]

I am becoming more of a Bing supporter. Tired of the Goggle 'monopoly'.

That's why I don't want Brandroot to disappear and leave only Brandbucket

There's Sedo, Afternic, and everywhere else. You seem to have fallen for the "we carefully hand select meaningful brandables" line.
Pop is disappointed.

 

[johname]

If there was only one Brand (followed by inserted wildcard to make refee domain) website then they would be a monopoly and charge 30% on domain sales. Opps I forgot they charge that much already lol.


It is a lot easier to look up random brand names on the brand sites.

 

[iowadawg]

iphone is accurate only for the route taken.
Not the actual steps taken, or the actual distance traveled.
As it computes from start point 1 and ends at point 2.
Fitbit is this bracelet thing (cost 99 bucks) that records steps taken, sleep, and much more.
Set it up to iphone, or any smartphone, and it tells you lots of stuff about you as you go about your day and night.
Pedometer is digital and set to my stride (took about 5 different times for me to really get accurate stride counts).
Fitbit and the pedometer can also be jimmied by walking/running in place.
Though the pedometer is not actually getting all the movement.
Why wife and others with fitbit will walk around and around a room or go outside and walk around, just to see how many steps they got and who is ahead in steps over the day and the week and the month (fitbit really keeps track of everything, and once synced other fitbits, can give all this info).

 

[DU]

It is a lot easier to look up random brand names on the brand sites.

Even Social Jill has learned that any business looking up random brand names is doing whatever it is they are trying to do wrong.

 

[DU]

Only BACON is from a PIG.

Chops, Ham, Trotters, and Footballs are also from a pig.

This man is not from a pig.

Bacon sucks anyway when compared to any number of other cured porcine meats.

Fancy bacon:

 

[johname]

You can get your first data group then test them and weed it down to one.

I see people actually using these sites what I am trying to say.

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'de-arrested' lol

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-leeds-29790406


Don't 'jog' by a bunch of black limos like it was the YMCA

 

[GILSAN]

Labrador with his horny friend

 

[GILSAN]

POG (Pissed Off Goat)

 

[johname]

The guy trying to say her from POG, all he needing to do was take off his shirt and cover the goat's eyes.

You cant American football a bull goat of that size

 

[iowadawg]

Any business first must find out, what is our business?
In the real world, before someone buys an empty building,or a lot...is what do we want to do?
Same with buying an existing business....do we know anything about pizzas, or selling cars?
So it is odd that on the internet, it is first we need a domain. Business we will fit around that domain.
Why one sees domains that have nothing to do with what the business using it for.
jumpahoppingfrog and it could be a business selling auto parts.

 

[johname]

That goat had on a bell collar so someone luvs him