greggb
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Lately a lot more people are getting on treadmills, and as a result, a lot more people are getting hurt on treadmills. Tonight I almost had a treadmill accident (though technically it was drug-related).
For real people are getting hurt on treadmills, and not too far into the future there will be law firms that sue treadmill companies for injuries their clients suffered after they willingly got on treadmills and moved their legs in a motion that resembled walking, without actually going anywhere.
In anticipation of the day when America Has Enough of Treadmill Accidents, and makes treadmills illegal, due to the fact that treadmills kill people...
I regged..,
TreadmillAccidents.com. And I invite you to share your treadmill accident regs here at Namepros.
For real people are getting hurt on treadmills, and not too far into the future there will be law firms that sue treadmill companies for injuries their clients suffered after they willingly got on treadmills and moved their legs in a motion that resembled walking, without actually going anywhere.
In anticipation of the day when America Has Enough of Treadmill Accidents, and makes treadmills illegal, due to the fact that treadmills kill people...
I regged..,
TreadmillAccidents.com. And I invite you to share your treadmill accident regs here at Namepros.